Updated Sept 2009

Anti America Obama is right, America sucks and owes the world a continued apology. I'm sorry world...take Obama...PLEASE

Stop whining and pick up a rock

As an American do I need to cross the border to get my rights back or???

Don't be an Obama, LOVE America

Stupid should hurt

This is no battle of wits between you and I. I never pick on an unarmed man

The world is coming to an end...please log off

Never miss a good chance to shut up

Be all that you can be. Or at least try and get up before noon

Give me a GO! Give me a TO! Give me a HELL!

In my own defence...I'd like to plead sanity

Slow thinkers keep to the right please...that would be YOU buddy

Welcome to the internet, where everyone always looks cooler

I know potted plants that have a higher IQ than you

A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has the best lawyer

I'm not shy. I'm just studying my prey

There are 2 kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead

It's one of those days when I just want to jump on the world and mess it's hair up

Updated Sept 2009:

The Forgotten, Glee, NCIS, Raising The Bar, Law & Order SVU, Boston Legal, Big Bang Theory, Two And A Half Men, Ghost Hunters International, The Unusuals, Southland. I don't watch these every week because I get too busy at times but they are decent shows.

Reality shows just aren't my thing. Do you really care how stupid Denise Richards is? Does it really matter if Bret Michaels finds love or not? Daisy Finds Love??? For Gods sake she worked as a stripper here in Denver where I am...she SELLS love Will Kim Kadashian ever lose weight??? Come on now people...she Is FAT and y'all know it, lol.

Actually there are SOME good reality shows out there right? I mean Jon and Kate...Kate teaches women how to abuse our husbands verbally and pretty much make them feel like a loser. Goooo Kate...oh wait, he just left your sorry butt. Goooo John

People I Look Up To...not really!
Updated Sept 2009

Anti America Obama for 1-upping George W. Bush in destroying Middle Class America. We went from being middle class with insurance to missing our rent but paying YOURS...how f-ing cool is THAT?!

Anti America Obama for his 357th apology to the world for America being America. I'm sorry Americans are so selfish, so worthless, so OMG get info from a terrorist by using a waterboard...I can't believe GOD hasn't flooded us again

Senator John McCain for taking the stand that "women are living too long" & voting that women's Soc. Sec. payments be decreased. Too bad it was voted down, lol. Go McCain! It's not like women are people TOO right???

The American Govt. for deciding we have too many health probs with smokers so "sin taxed" cigarettes over and over and over until they went on the black market and are now worth more than POT! Hmmm should kids smoke pot or cigs...decisions decisions...go with cheaper I always say

Obama for being disgusted with "Americans who are irresponsible with their health by being overweight". You go Mr. "I refuse to answer where I was born!" Pass that "sin tax" on sodas, teas/juices that are NOT diet by 1 cent per ounce. Pop is evil and you are awesome for pushing girls to be ANOREXIC rather than a bit overweight.

The American Gov't/Administration for ignoring alcohol in the sin tax issue. DUI's cause accidents in the millions of $ a year, alcoholism causes illness, domestic violence, incest, job loss, death, liver disease, severe birth defects etc., But how often do the good ole' boys sin tax ALCOHOL??? 3x in 60 YEARS! Dumbasses RULE the U.S.A.?!

Everyone who voted for "change", including me. Yep I was suckered too! Are you diggin' the change so far? More "sin taxes" to control what we eat, what we are allowed for vices, what we drink, our body size, making sure I don't have more $ than you even if I do work harder than you??? More handouts to BANKS with NO restrictions while we watch hundreds of thousands lose their jobs in the auto industry and Obama telling the auto industry *shrug* go partner up with Fiat? That's the change we voted for??? You rock you S.O.B.

Barrack Obama for being kind to animals...did anyone notice that Michelle looks like an Orangatan?

Drew Peterson for husband of the year! A cop who not only murdered his 2nd wife but knocked up a 17 year old then made her his 3rd wife only to murder her too. Hey maybe he could shoot for Father of the year next

The father of Rubina Ali, what a cool guy! Rubina, the nine-year-old girl who was featured prominently in the Oscar winning "Slumdog Millionaire," was offered up for sale by her father to undercover reporters working for News of the World. Last I read he was asking for $295,000.00. Yep thats a Father of the Year right there!

Octomom! After Octomom gets knocked up irresponsibly again, PAID FOR BY stealing tax payer money meant for student loans...does she get penalized? Arrested for fraud on studen loans? NO she gets her own reality show! This woman is my heeeerrrooooo! I wasted my time teaching my kids to be responsible, work hard, not lie/steal when all I had to do was tell them to spread 'em, get knocked up, embezzle from their boss and they are home free!

Americans who don't do anything about what our Government is doing with our money. In America we reward people for being frauds, for stealing, for being lazy and irresponsible, for using the system, for crying "race card", etc., No wonder there are so many illegals here, in their own country they'd be IN JAIL. I wana sit on my arse and bitch like the whiners do, w00t!

Obama for believing he and his are above the law as are "illegal aliens". You are so right Mr. President! As long as illegals, (including your Aunt whose been here illegally for 20 years and YOU KNEW IT) just sign in at any port of entry, plus bring 50 extended family members, they get FREE HEALTHCARE and Americans can shove their complaints right up their arse

Obama for rewarding the Banking Industries thieves with MILLIONS of our tax dollars. I wonder why Maddoff is even in jail??? Goooo Obama, you devil you, lol

Everyone who created the "bail out" package so that AIG/Lehmans members could take their "previously planned" getaway for rest and relaxation while their customers were foreclosed on. And that package allowed AIG to plan yet another getaway in Nov. for their CEO's til some Senator told them no...No? They had to be TOLD NO even tho' it is BAIL OUT money they are taking these trips with?! HOW COOL IS THAT?!

People who are taller than I am

Dead people cuz they're like...scary n stuff

George Bush for single handedly bringing the U.S.A. to it's knees for the first time in history

Paris Hilton for making everyone look smart, compared to her

Obama for making an art form out of avoiding answering questions such as, "Did you know that your Aunt has been living in the U.S. illegally for YEARS"? As of April 2009 she gets to STAY. Yep she got a lawyer and that's all she wrote

Club Pogo for increasing membership fees and targeting the Red Hats for their "disposable income"

Casey Anthony for being Mother of the year...yea

Maddoff Maddoff he's our man

Bill O'Reily for being pompous, pretending to be "fair and balanced" and for being so jealous of Oberman over at MSNBC

More as the year goes on...in order of most recent at the top.